XETAS TOUR KICKOFF with XETAS, Hex Dispensers, Missing Pages, Gabi
Apr
29
8:00 pm20:00

XETAS TOUR KICKOFF with XETAS, Hex Dispensers, Missing Pages, Gabi

XETAS are heading to the West Coast to promote their new LP 'The Tower' and will be kicking things off at Beerland! Also appearing:

The Hex Dispensers!
https://thehexdispensers.bandcamp.com/

Missing Pages!
https://missingpages.bandcamp.com/releases

Gabi!
https://m.soundcloud.com/authentx/sets/nosecrets2

21+//$7//No Knuckleheads

Order the XETAS LP here or grab one at the show!
http://12xu.bigcartel.com/product/xetas-the-tower-lp-12xu-095-1

 

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May
19
8:00 pm20:00

Austin Jukebox #7 Part 1 w/Rocket From The Tombs, ST 37, Will Courtney

Austin Jukebox proudly presents a very special edition of our ongoing series — this is the first of two nights at Beerland, Texas:

Rocket From The Tombs (Official) [Cleveland/Port Talbot]
ST 37 [Austin]
Will Courtney & the Wild Bunch [Austin]

Horne + Holt (late set) [Austin]

$5
21+
at Beerland, Texas (711 Red River)
on Friday, 19 May 2017

no pre-sales; pay at the door

This is part one of the seventh edition of the quarterly series, Austin Jukebox; with the goal of bringing together acts from different genres that are interesting, weird and/or cool, the aim of the series is to provide an experience that is unique, refreshing and something to talk about.

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free T-shirts while supplies last

each act gets a pedal or two as does a lucky audience member from EarthQuaker Devices!

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Ubu Projex: http://ubuprojex.com/

EarthQuaker Devices: http://www.earthquakerdevices.com/

 

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May
20
8:00 pm20:00

Austin Jukebox #7 - Part 2 w/ Pere Ubu, Crack Pipes, Coma in Algiers

Austin Jukebox proudly presents a very special edition of our ongoing series — this is the second of two nights at Beerland, Texas:

Pere Ubu (Official) [Cleveland/Leeds]
The Crack Pipes [Austin]
Coma In Algiers [Austin]

Ingebrigt Håker Flaten/Dave Rempis (late set)

$5
21+
at Beerland, Texas (711 Red River)
on Saturday, 20 May 2017

no pre-sales; pay at the door

This is part two of the seventh edition of the quarterly series, Austin Jukebox; with the goal of bringing together acts from different genres that are interesting, weird and/or cool, the aim of the series is to provide an experience that is unique, refreshing and something to talk about.

*

free T-shirts while supplies last

each act gets a pedal or two as does a lucky audience member from EarthQuaker Devices!

**

Ubu Projex: http://ubuprojex.com/

EarthQuaker Devices: http://www.earthquakerdevices.com/

 

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Night Court, Shame Cave, Riot Punch, Downtown Dad vs William X Macy
Apr
28
8:00 pm20:00

Night Court, Shame Cave, Riot Punch, Downtown Dad vs William X Macy

JOE BOOKED A SHOW!

Night Court
https://nightcourtatx.bandcamp.com/
"Spending their wild youthful days in the glittering world of salons my ass." -Cassette Gods
(I know I've used that pull-quote before but it's kinda too good to be real)

RIOT PUNCH
https://dillomilk.bandcamp.com/track/why
"Riot Punch also appears." -Austin Chronicle, Dillo Milk vol 2 review

Shame Cave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXbLyi5wgeg

DOWNTOWN DAD vs WILLIAM X. MACY
https://downtowndad.bandcamp.com/releases
Beerland's house noise artiste vs this show's curator. Always different, always a pain.

 

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Safety in Numbers: Stephen Svacina, Liz Burrito, Will Rock, Nick Allison
Apr
26
8:00 pm20:00

Safety in Numbers: Stephen Svacina, Liz Burrito, Will Rock, Nick Allison

Wednesday April 26th
At Beerland, Texas
Doors at 8 pm, show at 10 pm

Our Safety in Numbers series returns!

We've put together some of your favorite local songwriters for a night of intimate performances. They'll be playing old hits as well as new compositions and eveything in between.

Featuring:
Liz Burrito
Stephen Svacina
Will Rock
Nick Allison
Jay Armstrong

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Dreamers with Batty Jr. Snoozer, Jana Horn, Carol Lennox, Bennigan Schobel
Apr
23
8:00 pm20:00

Dreamers with Batty Jr. Snoozer, Jana Horn, Carol Lennox, Bennigan Schobel

The Department of Homeland Security Theatre Department has tapped local promoter Blaire Feingold to bring the nationally acclaimed showcase Dreamers to Austin, Texas for one night only.

Performances include:
Batty Jr.
Snoozer
Jana Horn
Carol Lennox (Annie's hotter older sister)
Bennigan Schobel

There will also be an exciting demo from Austin's leading adult augmented reality company. Come early to have a say in the design and look of next year's augemented reality fleet.

Also, you're not gonna believe this, but we got Round Rock Express Short Stop, Luis Marte to come sometime after 8 to sign autographs and share his thoughts about the latest trade deals and league gossip. He's 23 and single and will sign your mit so bring it.

Who will be in the audience?
-The Governor
-Department of Homeland Security Theatre Department scouts
-Russian elite
-Tax loophole tsars looking for brand ambassadors
-General good timers

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You Like Karaoke?
Apr
16
8:00 pm20:00

You Like Karaoke?

***FREE FREE FREE
E A S T E R / / / S U N D A Y
This is the YOU LIKE KARAOKE? kick off!
Hosted by world class karaoke DJs:
Payton Green & Dustin Pilkington.

Come sing hits by: LeAnn Rimes, Blur, Ace of Base, Eddy Grant, Robert Palmer, Ariana Grande, RATT, Nirvana, Mariah Carey, George Strait etc etc.

Also this is Chris Engberg's offical B-Day party so bring him a Matlock t-shirt or a Max Headroom mask.
***FREE FREE FREE

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Primary Mystical Experience, Eujit$u, Asumaya, Honey Son
Apr
13
8:00 pm20:00

Primary Mystical Experience, Eujit$u, Asumaya, Honey Son

ASUMAYA (Wisconsin)
A single throat and four appendages attempting to multiply like cells. Loops and limbs. Mbira and Bass. A polyrhythmic, mono-member musical entity.

Honey Son
An experimental lamentation via sonic toolkit and voice.

Eujit$u
Instrumental hip hop made with real instruments.

Primary Mystical Experience
Blends live drumming, vocals, and modular synthesis with mixtape-style beatz, ambient journeying, and improvisational exploration

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Plutonium Farmers, Cellular Chaos, Scammers, Night Loner, Sick Van, Weird Violence
Apr
12
8:00 pm20:00

Plutonium Farmers, Cellular Chaos, Scammers, Night Loner, Sick Van, Weird Violence

madcap NY no wave band Cellular Chaos returns to Austin on Wednesday, 12 April at Beerland, Texas.

Plutonium Farmers: dynamic noise rock trio of Jonathan Horne (The Young Mothers; Ichi Ni San Shi), Aaron Dugan (Magnifico) and Ingebrigt Håker Flaten (The Thing; Atomic; The Young Mothers)
http://www.plutoniumfarmers.com/

Cellular Chaos: (Skin Graft recs, ex Flying Luttenbachers)
"The frantic slam of NYC quartet Cellular Chaos draws a bit on the no-wave leanings of their guitarist Weasel Walter as well as the quivering frenzy of his excellent 1990s band Lake of Dracula. But there's something of-the-moment about their sound too, especially in the urgency of singer Admiral Grey... Cellular Chaos' fire has a singular crackle, one that sounds pretty impossible to extinguish." - Pitchfork
http://www.skingraftrecords.com/bandhtmlpages/cellular_chaos.html
https://www.facebook.com/CellularChaos

Scammers: experimental R&B/pop from Kansas City MO
https://scammers.bandcamp.com/

Night Loner: CD RELEASE SHOW! PREORDER HERE.
https://nightloner.bandcamp.com/
https://www.discogs.com/Night-Loner-Night-Loner/release/9935012

Sick Van: non-performance-non-art ffo The Shadow Ring, Harry Pussy, Air Traffic Controllers? in some universe this band has already happened
https://soundcloud.com/brunchrock/sick-van-easter
https://soundcloud.com/brunchrock/april-sings

Weird Violence: member(s) of Grandpa Lies Again

Youthful Masturbation Techniques:
I am sure you have great records, but allowing an act to put a rat in a jar with little cups of semen and blood is just way to far. I was told by someone who worked their that they were gonna buy the musical act; or performance artist a prostitute, so they could make her eat cum, but couldn't afford it, so they made a rat do it. Also wearing an Israeli flag is pretty disrespectful to say the least. Seriously disturbed people.

 

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Leche, Wood Chickens, Popper Burns, SXSW
Apr
7
8:00 pm20:00
Bondage, Super Thief, Vampyre, Sherman's March (Tape Release),
Apr
6
8:00 pm20:00

Bondage, Super Thief, Vampyre, Sherman's March (Tape Release),

Hey hi there! Shermans March has a new tape and is going on a teensy weensy lil tour to see some pals. Come to Beerland where all your dreams come true, snag a tape and listen to ear music made for you, humans, by other possibly humanoids. It will be most excellent times.

Bondage
https://bondagetx.bandcamp.com/releases

SUPER THIEF
https://superthief.bandcamp.com/

Vampyre
https://vampyrejams.bandcamp.com/

SHERMANS MARCH
https://generalshermansmarchtothesea.bandcamp.com/

ALSO LOOK HOW PRETTY OUR FUCKING TAPES R U GUUUUYYYSSSSSS

 

 

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Gangrenous Erythromelalgia, Breakdancing Ronald Reagan & Body Tape, Anime Love Hotel, DP Country, Neglect, Pobody's Nerfect, Cancer, Injected Drugs
Apr
5
8:00 pm20:00

Gangrenous Erythromelalgia, Breakdancing Ronald Reagan & Body Tape, Anime Love Hotel, DP Country, Neglect, Pobody's Nerfect, Cancer, Injected Drugs

Gore Master Zach Fogle will be performing as Gangrenous Erythromelalgia for the last time. Also Sonic Rabbit Hole is performing in Austin for the first time

Gangrenous Erythromelalgia
https://gangrenouserythromelalgia.bandcamp.com/

Breakdancing Ronald Reagan & Body Tape
https://breakdancingronaldreagan.bandcamp.com/

Anime Love Hotel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkajPIt_dYc

DP Country - (Dustin of Total Abuse, Burnt Skull, Mental Abortion)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVCxngUTSis

Neglect
https://soundcloud.com/neglect2017/nelgect-demo-more-kick

Pobody's Nerfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N3sCvxrbU

Cancer
https://cancerousmusic.bandcamp.com/releases

Injected Drugs
https://realfriendzone.bandcamp.com/album/injected-drugs

 

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Borzoi (Record Release), Burnt Skull, The Infinites, Jesus Chris
Mar
31
8:00 pm20:00

Borzoi (Record Release), Burnt Skull, The Infinites, Jesus Chris

Friday, march 31st! Borzoi will enter the pillars of fabled city Beerland, TX one final time holding the title of "WORLD'S MOST UNRECORDED AND UNRECORDABLE BAND" (all due respect to The Walmart Associate Choir), and exit... er, presumably holding all 500 unsold copies of their new release on the 12XU imprint.

Enlisted to help dispose of aforementioned records are as follows: The Infinites (featuring members of The Zoltars and Ghetto Ghouls), Jesus Chris + The Beetles (via Denton) and now-labelmates BURNT SKULL.

JUST LOOK WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING!
• (unfavorable) -Rolling Stone
• "Whenever Borzoi release a new single, I reach for my gun." -John Peel, BBC
• "if this decade sucked, it's Borzoi's fault... no one should hear this." -gc, CONFLICT issue #64

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https://burntskull.bandcamp.com/
https://jesuschrisandthebeetles.bandcamp.com/album/trickle-down
http://12xu.bigcartel.com/product/borzoi-surrender-the-farm-4-song-7-ep-12xu-098-7

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