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Dreamers with Batty Jr. Snoozer, Jana Horn, Carol Lennox, Bennigan Schobel

The Department of Homeland Security Theatre Department has tapped local promoter Blaire Feingold to bring the nationally acclaimed showcase Dreamers to Austin, Texas for one night only.

Performances include:
Batty Jr.
Jana Horn
Carol Lennox (Annie's hotter older sister)
Bennigan Schobel

There will also be an exciting demo from Austin's leading adult augmented reality company. Come early to have a say in the design and look of next year's augemented reality fleet.

Also, you're not gonna believe this, but we got Round Rock Express Short Stop, Luis Marte to come sometime after 8 to sign autographs and share his thoughts about the latest trade deals and league gossip. He's 23 and single and will sign your mit so bring it.

Who will be in the audience?
-The Governor
-Department of Homeland Security Theatre Department scouts
-Russian elite
-Tax loophole tsars looking for brand ambassadors
-General good timers


Later Event: April 24
No Yo Mama's Blues Jam